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An illustration of Crowley from Good Omens dressed as Nanny Ashtoreth, albeit a far sexier version that Neil Gaiman probably intended. She's posed like a 1950's Elvgren pin-up, her glasses sliding coyly down her nose, lifting up her skirt to presumably adjust her stockings. Or something. That's her excuse, anyway. Why is her blouse translucent? Well that's not for us to know, but it probably has to do with that cute gardener she's making eyes at off-screen over by the potting shed. Caption is an excerpt from the Good Omens novel: “Something about her might have said nanny, but it said it in an undertone of the sort employed by British butlers in a certain type of American film. It also coughed discreetly and muttered that she could well be the sort of nanny who advertises unspecified but strangely explicit services in certain magazines.”ALT
A detail shot of the same illustration.ALT
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Everyone saw Crowley dressed up as Nanny Ashtoreth and wondered what she’d look like as a mid-century pinup, right, all of us, not just me 😬

good omens gomens crowley femme crowley Nanny Ashtoreth feeding the presumably VORACIOUS Nanny Ashtoreth fandom as one does apologies for the tonal whiplash with my gomens fanart but the sketch for this was sitting in my Photoshop file for the kiss sequence I could only ignore her for so long
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Image 1/5: An illustration of Crowley & Aziraphale from the show Good Omens. Aziraphale is contentedly sitting on a tufted chair: one leg crossed, reading a book, scotch in hand. Crowley looms, looking down at him with INTENT behind his eyes. He’s made quite a dent in his scotch. Aziraphale is completely oblivious. Caption: I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 2/5: Crowley leans over Aziraphale, his knee on the chair as he sets his scotch aside. Aziraphale looks up and notices him for the first time as he idly turns a page. Caption: There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 3/5: Crowley is fully straddling Aziraphale in his chair now, calmly taking off his reading glasses and setting aside his book for him. Aziraphale looks up at Crowley, curious, no longer distracted. He goes to set his drink down. Caption: You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 4/5: Crowley leans in to cup Aziraphale’s face, his thumb between his lips. Aziraphale is flustered, blushed. The scotch is dropped to the floor and long forgotten as he tries to figure out where to put his hands. Caption: You Fascinate Me (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 5/5: IN FOR THE KILL. Crowley leans in to kiss Aziraphale, one hand on his cheek while the other grips the back of his neck. Aziraphale sits up, leans forward, and gives himself permission to enjoy this. His hands are still tentative, but he’ll figure it out soon enough. Caption: …So. (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head
There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know
You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed
You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

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…And a reblog with a couple detail shots, as a treat. 🖤

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Image 1/5: An illustration of Crowley & Aziraphale from the show Good Omens. Aziraphale is contentedly sitting on a tufted chair: one leg crossed, reading a book, scotch in hand. Crowley looms, looking down at him with INTENT behind his eyes. He’s made quite a dent in his scotch. Aziraphale is completely oblivious. Caption: I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 2/5: Crowley leans over Aziraphale, his knee on the chair as he sets his scotch aside. Aziraphale looks up and notices him for the first time as he idly turns a page. Caption: There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 3/5: Crowley is fully straddling Aziraphale in his chair now, calmly taking off his reading glasses and setting aside his book for him. Aziraphale looks up at Crowley, curious, no longer distracted. He goes to set his drink down. Caption: You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 4/5: Crowley leans in to cup Aziraphale’s face, his thumb between his lips. Aziraphale is flustered, blushed. The scotch is dropped to the floor and long forgotten as he tries to figure out where to put his hands. Caption: You Fascinate Me (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 5/5: IN FOR THE KILL. Crowley leans in to kiss Aziraphale, one hand on his cheek while the other grips the back of his neck. Aziraphale sits up, leans forward, and gives himself permission to enjoy this. His hands are still tentative, but he’ll figure it out soon enough. Caption: …So. (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head
There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know
You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed
You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

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Don’t think I ever shared the cover art I did for Forrest Byrnes: Up In Smoke on the Playdate last year, styled to look like a USFS-sanctioned NES game—had so much fun beating the heck out of this thing to make it look like something you found in the back room of an EB Games.

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“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

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Oh man I have a folder in Dropbox that’s just titled “Formative Art” for exactly this reason—any time I luck across some ancient art that permanently imprinted on my little middle school brain I HOARD IT into my little folders. Just in case these were particularly influential to anyone else, a couple of my heavy hitters:

Anna Misak:

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Bara-chan:

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Stephanie Lostimolo:

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formative art anna misak bara-chan stephanie lostimolo stephanie was high school for me but still: indelibly inscribed into my artistic dna

doragonlw asked:

So sorry if you have already been asked this question and have answered it!

But I was just wondering about the Steam 20th anniversary art:

Who was it that decided which memes you were gonna draw and which characters were drawn in said memes?

Did you pick which memes to draw yourself? Was it a case of you found different memes that you thought would look good/be funny with certain characters and presented your argument to the person in charge?

Or did someone just come into the office with a folder filled with memes, gave it to you and asked if you could draw the memes with certain characters in mind?

We started with a loose spreadsheet that outlined the memes and pop culture events that happened in each respective year, and I pulled from that (plus any additional memes I could think of) to start roughing out a plan—I wanted to 1) make sure I had a pretty good distribution across all of the Valve properties, and 2) focus on memes that are cringe but in like a sentimental way, since we’re making a lot of pretty stale references.

I cleared out most of my PureRef board, but there are still a couple dregs of unused memes in there:

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I matched up most of the characters/memes myself, and then would bug the team to fill in the blanks if there were years or properties I was stuck on. I’m never gonna know as much about CS or Dota 2 as I do about Half-Life and Portal, so I didn’t want to leave them in the dust.

Other than that I just ran them by the team to make sure they all scanned at a quick glance, but beyond that no real official approval process! Super fun just getting carte blanche with this one.

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camwoodstock asked:

very important formal question: ...what drawing for the steam 20th birthday thing made you laugh the hardest while you were making it,

OH MAN a good question! Scout Rick Astley is definitely up there since he was the first sketch I did:

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…buuuuut I think the Sexy Steam Decks take the cake for the meme that consistently made me laugh the entire time I was drawing them:

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OH and an honorable mention to the G-Man since the layers in my file accidentally made this juxtaposition happen

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I’m not sure what else I can do for the apparently VORACIOUS Spies In Dresses fandom, but might I offer you the original sketches in this trying time

valve steam tf2 team fortress 2 tf2 spy the spy drawn feverishly at like 11PM as I was rushing to get all of this out the door last week this idea was sitting on my reference board for like a week and I kept thinking “well no way I'm gonna get to do this one” but the team was entirely on board god bless 'em glad the fandom appreciates the details like that little sliver of flesh between the dress and the cowl the sweetheart neckline the ✨mesh✨ y'all get it