i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.
I hate to be a downer, but this seems fishy to me- falling into the “too good to be true” category. It’s adorable, admittedly, but I’d question the authenticity when there are loads of comparably colloquial telegrams floating around ebay with that same, oddly modern font:
…And none of them are actually stamped or sent. Curious, is all I’m sayin’.